If I were a sandwitch

 If I was a sandwich I would have chicken tenders, tomato, lettuces, salami, avocado, spicy chicken breasts. Every one would like to eat me but I wouldn't. I would be a limited time sandwich and everyone would try to buy me. The chief would be rich in no time but also he would be on overtime because of everyone would want to buy me, I wouldn't personally be a sandwich because you would have a short and painful life because you would get eaten,
I like eating sandwiches but I don't want to be one. People who want to commit suicide could be a sandwich and get eaten and die quickly but I don't want to.
People would try to duplicate me but I would have a special sauce which is a type of chili, BBQ sauce, mayonnaise and peppercorn sauce.

I would be sold at the independent burger truck because they have legit burgers and fries.
There burgers are expensive but they have real NZ beef, chicken, bacon and other meat.

I think I would be delicious but Ethan properly wont eat me cause he is fussy and doesn't eat much types of food.


And this was my input.